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Wednesday Wordplay – Humpday Headbutts

Happy Humpday, Everyone!

Today, Arlo Moonkat demonstrates two different headbutts on his lovely assistant, Catherine.

Technique 1 – The Standard HeadbuttHeadbutt

Technique 2 – The Modified Standard HeadbuttHeadbutt

But wait . . . There’s more!

As a special bonus, here’s an alternate technique for bathing your cat that can cut your cat’s ACT (“Average Cleaning Time”) in half, though be warned that it tends to result in a goatee on your baby’s face!Dual Cleaning

See?  The goatee makes her look like quite the kitty proctologist, doesn’t it?  Now you see who gets the last laugh, Catherine or the cat!

Baby goatee

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3 comments on “Wednesday Wordplay – Humpday Headbutts

  1. digitalcollagepapers
    July 24, 2013

    Too, too funny 🙂

  2. Grande Falcone
    July 24, 2013

    Thanks! Glad Arlo’s so tolerant with her. 🙂

  3. Angela
    July 24, 2013

    Eeeewwww Steve! Arlo must have the patience of King. 🙂

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