Where This Meets That
I love wordplay. In fact, some days, it’s what gets me through.
So, here’s a fun little trick to draw a chuckle or two out of a gloomy day.
Whenever you hear or say the word “various”, replace it in your mind with the word “nefarious”.
Wife: “You were gone for a while. What were you doing?”
Husband: “Oh, various things.”
Now, re-read the husband’s line, substituting in “nefarious”, and you have a whole new ball game. You can now almost picture the Dracula cape on the husband!
Childish and odd, yes, but simple and free. 🙂