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Monotony Control for a Rainy Day

I love wordplay. In fact, some days, it’s what gets me through.

So, here’s a fun little trick to draw a chuckle or two out of a gloomy day.

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Whenever you hear or say the word “various”, replace it in your mind with the word “nefarious”.

Here’s a quick example:

Wife: “You were gone for a while. What were you doing?”
Husband: “Oh, various things.”

Now, re-read the husband’s line, substituting in “nefarious”, and you have a whole new ball game. You can now almost picture the Dracula cape on the husband!

Childish and odd, yes, but simple and free. 🙂

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5 comments on “Monotony Control for a Rainy Day

  1. Shirley Whiteside McCormack
    January 23, 2012

    Neat.

  2. EricIndiana
    January 23, 2012

    Here are some more various plays on words, so to speak:

    A quicker way of saying “a rest stop” would be “jail” (also known as “arrest stop”).

    Politicians’ names should be shortened. I just call Barack Obama “Barama” and Mitt Romney “Mittney.”

    A Hampster: a hamster that lives in a hamper

    Thank you for tolerating my comment.

    – Eric

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  4. Grande Falcone
    January 23, 2012

    Eric, some good ones. I especially like “Mittney”!

    Thanks for the comment!

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